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yeah!!!! lets go!!!
murder pop ringtone emporium!!!
i want to be a computer program
i want to marry a vocaloid
i'm just a series of ones and zeros
the fact i'm not makes me so annoyed
any day i'll disintegrate
throw me in a trash can, celebrate
don't know how long till the expiration date
but i'm sure it won't be long, don’t resuscitate
it won't be long
it won't be long until i’m gone
it won't be long
planned obsolescence is the name of this song
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i’m alone
don’t talk to me
i'm waiting for apocalypse
now i'm turning my out my pockets
this isn't an invitation
i don't want your money
i want to be taken
“I DONT GIVE A FUCK”
my brains splattered but they were blue
nothing matters? nothing new
got a long one coming up now
gave half a mind, saved face half the time
i want to know
but don't want to say it
information not ready to be relayed yet
sticky bottom
should have cleaned the kettle better
i'm in my grave
praying the planes of existence sever
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You Can't Vape Here, Sir
02:38
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nooo!!! you can't take my vape
i have no self control
i don't like looking at the glass half full
holy water stuck up in my nostrils
i vape tangerine juice
or dinosaur fossils
i want to glue my throat shut
so i shut the fuck up
i've tried self control its just not enough
it's been a long time coming
dancing around the subject
i know i need to grow out of this
but i'm not done yet
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Entry
01:08
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on here again
(don't go)
everywhere i go
and everyones incels
(don't let me go!)
you want to both get open
you're not a pro, but you both get open
you got it up, and it's working
you know you're both best
no, that's a hoax, that everyone agrees on
no, here we go, cry more
little did we even know
(let's go right now now NOW NOW NOW!!!
read everything... delete)
you're a pro
yeah you got open
you did so much better than we hoped
let me make you rich!!!
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Keep It To Yrself
03:25
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i can't see you
apart from when it rains
if i stand in the right place ill clip into the wall
you can't see me here
you can't reach this far
the gold covered ceiling dropped a heap of C4
live from the ICU
a bitter harvest but i still ate the fruit
cold in the middle
how i learned to love the nuke
but i still worried about you
i still wonder what i should do
obviously
keep it to yourself!!!
i don't mind, i don't care, i don't want to know
changing my perspective
am i aging wise?
i opened up the cage and then i climbed inside
it's nice in here, i just might die
i'm smoothing out the wrinkles
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Rap Rock City
02:11
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we're going all the way to rap rock city
lets fucking go
honeys not serious
its not safe, you got the big teeth chomping on you
it can't be both!!! it can't be both!!!
it can't be opposite
set it down
got a centerfold depicting where i want to go it's...
(all the way to rap rock city)
got me finding those people
all the space to separate people
you got the goal!
your mama's 64 karat golden hope
decided to rip it off
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stay for another thousand years or so
last call for anything other than elytra
put that pretty gun away
that's all? didn't look 'till nothing was inside it
empty vessel was a frame
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Toxic Droplet
02:36
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i can't tell
i need another sign right now
give the dog a long walk
and i'll see it dropped in a most convenient spot
i'll drop to my knees and i'll eat a rock
i don't need these teeth anymore anyways
i've already eaten today
i'm not hungry but i'll stuff it down
purge myself and fuck around
i can't tell
i need another sign right now
lay my head on a bed of nails
i'm not scared, i'm lonely
i'm not here
i only long for advancing myself
standing right by hell
i forgot how it sounds but not how it smells
(it smells like shit)
but i kinda like it
at first sight it's not that exciting
peripheral vision
lost my mind with too much literal thinking
i felt fine
i licked my fingers to get all the slime off
all this time lost
i grabbed a fistfull of nothing
and held it up
still burned my hand
plunged in water, the steam rose up
another incoherent
pause! what did you say?
i didn't hear it
i've been hiding my jetpack
guided by sliding into the leg straps
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High Rise
02:03
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high rise
rise and shine
feet placed down very carefully
art deco high rise
i reckon were just a liability
that's why there’s railings here
remember, i lied
this buildings tall
i think i see the hospital
where i was born
sure, i'll join you at the high rise
what do you want?
should i travel to the top
and shoot a flare off?
i've lost my mind
the elevators on the outside of the building
so you see it now
bleeding out, i die
stuck in a fucking steel beam
why did we let them steal these?
i don't know
i'm not the one who decided to build this shit
i'm just a guy at the fountain that's filled with shit
on the ground lookin’ up at the pretty high rise
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Foot Fetish
02:59
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foot fetish
burger hold the lettuce
gave the rarified air a terrified stare
drew a squiggle in the sky and watched the figure sit there
can i shoot myself now?
did the thing you wanted to so how about you calm down?
it's a small thing poking through the tall grass
easily missed if not for the ball grasp
lay down
heat lamp keeps you warm
play dead
feet damp, rot worms
(it could be a movie
i like committing violence
in silent and black and white
there's no consequences)
everyone except me is a flake
they deserve their fate
i'm the only good person left alive
i should get to live twice
i curse, i thrive, conniving little shit
give me something
anything i want, i take it
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The Pale Shaking Hand
03:53
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a gift for the pale shaking hand
im frail, faking tan
my tail is just strand
copywrite my birth certificate
bodies lie with the worst we did to it
i count how many bottles on the fence
two sides, neither looking out for me
get a ride with a with the third angel
the only thing i regret is in the bowl
we always have to rest after we go there
lets go
the irons hot
i'm getting antsy
the old window is open
doesn’t close anymore
the frame is old and fancy
now stand back please
all of the ground that keeps the rocks steady
is the secret job ready? i need a source of income
off the books, i'm obviously off the hook
am i innocent now? am i empathetic enough to be overlooked?
i'm a chicken over cooked, tough and chewy
now a vision of a death comes to me
why do i always think this way?
the story i wrote but can't escape
i'm not bored yet, i'm not bored yet
it's a chore to believe and never forget
i thought the trash smelled bad
but it was only the garbage disposal
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Blood Soup
02:12
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you can't be best if you're the first one
what comes after?
i'm afraid that if i die i'll just be gone
with no more laughter
i'm afraid but i want to relax
a combination of a purpose
and a broken wing
i thought that any old computer was gonna be my new god-king
i've been walking through a city in the desert cause
someone told me there was good food
i've been hungry since the moment that i left the womb
naked human in the forest
that's what i want
i wish i had a little privacy...
recently i've done it
eat for free, i'm gonna
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My Computer Girlfriend
02:57
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i love you so much my computer girlfriend
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Electric Gamer Chair
02:12
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i’m done lying in ice baths
i don't want this fever anymore
a gold body floats so close
i couldn't help but bite it to see if it was real
it bent like a broke dick
i'm so homesick
i imagine when i return
i’ll burst in flames
salt ring around the city
keeps me a hundred feet away
thank you for keeping my seat warm
it hurts my body so bad
the flame wreathes around it
snake up and kiss my ankles
looks bad but it's only this angle
readjust, reevaluate
gotta go flay all my skin off
me and death have a date
i don’t think i’ll see you again
i'm leaving for hell so i can meet new friends
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casket flipping, window shopping
not much to do but wait for your inevitable fate
i want to die in peace but mother fucker’s lying in my grave
get the hell out this hole is only deep enough for one of us
no wonder you jumped in front of a bus
intolerable stench follows you
i thought it was awful smell
but now i would choose to wear it as perfume
my tongue i chewed right through so i couldn't protest no more
i drank the blood, but i'm still human, i still wanna do drugs
i drank the blood, but i'm pretty sure that i didn't drink enough
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Jacoby's Interlude
00:47
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i’m a salesman
snake oil enema
magic tonic
had to taste like shit so i know it’s working
vision restored, but brain is broken
how long do i chug this for?
my lungs and my butt is sore
stomach pain so i know what i paid for
back ache goes away so i ate more paint chips
it’s okay i got some snake oil
boof it, or smoke it through some tin foil
i’m a salesman
i'm a crook, i'm a cheat
cheer for the death of me, i’m a salesman
hock up an invisibility potion
got to escape before anyone notices
this isn't real but that’s all that you hope it is
fake
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treading on 3d printed egg shells
i found my wallet with no money in it
i thought i called you but i probably didn't
i picked it up and held it in the light to check the watermark
i hope i die before the slaughter starts
i don't want to get too old
remember where you are
the next time you hold a close, trusted friend, or gas station
it's all refurbished
there isn't any way to get rid of it now
it's all repurposed
i need special bullets
i need to practice how long i hold it
it's always moving
i learned to shoot at dead body pinatas
making an adjustment
just when i thought i had enough
eruption
i don't wanna get too old
not a vegetable
i'd rather die something gory
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Tickle Knife
01:48
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tickle knife brushes across my thigh
fickle lives
why won't the machines just die?
that tube won’t feed no more, my leaves don't grow that high
i brush my teeth so why aren't those green things white?
oh my god i didn’t do this for so long i don’t know what i was thinking but oh fuck i really let myself go i think it might too late to even start now! things are bad! they’re beyond repair! i need a new one! i won’t fuck it up again i swear! I PANICKED!!!
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Idiot Arson
02:10
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oh my god all i can feel is this fire, hahahaha
get the gun we're performing
everyone is catatonic
maybe don't file them "old"
you wanna keep that?
take take take take
i don't know what that would feel like!
its filled with vomit
carry that bowl!
carry that bowl of soup
don't let things that can be bought burn
hold all that i have there
for all that i-
all that is going on
oh my god all i can feel is this fire... ripping up my veins
everyone i couldn't burn
give me these papers
give me more, deeper
i don't want a coward
no, i can't feed them
and in the end everything is so reductive
everything's so inconsequential isn't it?
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hold my head underwater
i won't drown if the devil may please
i'll stick my head in a bubble and breathe
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Bag Of Bombs
04:20
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they can't be bored
they guaranteed them
jump down, you'll have to just pull this thing
you got cold feet
don't take fifty percent back
more like this
i don't really like it
i am excited
invertebrate, enlightened
recycled
we heard of it deserving
this upturned uptake
(all the static is just convalescing noise escape)
boiling
gold coated
oil slick
gold coated
more like this
i don't really like it
i am excited
(i turn over to get an evening coating)
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i cant choose
i need some help here
so many options they all fall on deaf ears
i know it's the opening
but shit is broken
i don't know how to fix it
so here's to hoping
a mothers provoked
i poked the body a stick
i fucking hate this
but i guess i gotta stick with it
murder pop ringtone
this sound is so fucking annoying
at first i loved it
now i disown
disavow this
it's a cowlick
a stutter in the step of perfect prowess
celebrate the weird and bad
suffocate but keep your petty fear intact
it's a long way from here to where you wanna be
follow the blown out rubber in the street
waiting
can you please stop this gory fad
over due both were used when the stories bad
nothing comes close to the climax
your musics all drops your movies acid imax
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Impaled On A Fence
03:07
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rain warmth is my favorite kind of warmth
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double xo the greeting
many stops
can we get over this mountain top?
at this rate we’ll need some more spit takes
already got too many in the intake
i don't want to be a lousy teacher
i am indebted
instead of letting it end then, i dragged its skin
now i’m dead, only alert my best of next of kin
coming meridians equal
i need a map to see
where i can spread ashes
of the factory that manufactured me
navigator get back to the street
all of the possible pretense
left behind
i didn't even realize it was mine
always seemed excuses
was all i could use it for
i'll drink the sea in between us
i'll drink the pee out of your penis
i am a compass that's missing its magnet
i am a fa-
i'm not gonna recycle
like i said so
go back on my word when i get too upset
so are we regretful?
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